this is the worse year for kpop apparently

it’s also the year i got into kpop

did i jinx it or some shit?

ask-demon-connie-springles:

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

#the ‘my child is gifted, I’m sorry yours isn’t like him’ hairstyle

#im a huge kiss ass to my son/daughters teacher because I want them to be the best and your kid isn’t good enough hairstyle

#I look down on you because you’re a single mom trying to raise that ‘thing’ of a child and you barely make enough to help out with fund raisers and donate to the school hairstyle

ottermatopoeia:

penis-hilton:

congratulations snow white that’s fucking unsanitary as shit

enjoy your bird shit pie bitch

Do you have a shorter name?

harlequinesque:

karma’s only a bitch if you are

  • Me: *calls u a nerd*
  • Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*
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